Getting BIBLACHOL

Joseph, now sold into slavery finds himself in Egypt and under a new master. He makes the best of a bad situation until his new master’s wife realizes how much of a snack Joseph is! In an premise that’s been replicated in pornos (those not involving pizza delivery boys) for years, will Joseph give into her sexual advances and bang the boss’s wife? Find out the epic conclusion in this week’s episode!

Also, I drink some mini "pony" bottles of Corona, called Coronitas which make my hand look huge!

Today we continue on with our journey through the Old Testament. Covering Genesis chapters 37-40 it's a story of favoritism, gaudy clothes, and fratricide! 

Also, we drink some Leinenkugel brand Shandy that I got on discount! 

We’re back from our holiday hiatus and ready to get rolling here in 2019! And to tie in with this season of New Year’s resolutions we take a look through the book of Acts in the New Testament to follow the story of Saul of Tarsus as he switches teams and becomes the Apostle Paul - which is one of the best “New Year, New You” stories we’ve ever heard! The demon possession stories are my personal favorites!

We also are recovering from overspending during the holidays, so we’re getting the job done today with Aldi store's exclusive wine brand Winking Owl. This budget $3 bottle of Merlot is an amazing deal!

Happy 2019!

Today, in honor of the upcoming holiday, we switch things up a bit! No drinking, no paraphrasing, no singing Disney songs badly...just a good old fashioned reading of the Story of Jesus' Birth! We've taken our favorite parts of the accounts of Jesus' birth found in the books of Matthew and Luke to create one cohesive "Getting Biblachol" story time version - don't worry it's a quick episode!

Merry Christmas everyone! and on earth, peace and goodwill towards men!

Today we cover the story of Genesis chapter 34 where Jacob's sons defend their only sister Dinah's honor with some extremely strategic use of...circumcision!

Also I drink American Born brand of Bourbon Whiskey! Don't tread on me!

Today we finish the 20 year long story of Jacob and his brother Esau found in Genesis Chapters 32-36. Join us on the journey as Jacob leaves his life of unfair labor practices with his uncle Laban, and heads towards his brother Esau who had sworn to kill him! It's a tale of family, wrestling mysterious strangers, and a whole bunch of milking camels - whatever those are!

Today we cover Genesis Chapters 28-32 and catch up with Jacob as he's fleeing for his life from his brother Esau's murderous intent! In the safe haven under his uncle Laban's protection, he meets his two female first cousins, one of whom, Rachel is so beautiful he will do anything to be with! In a story that's somehow a cross between The Hangover and something written by Nicholas Sparks, follow through to see if Jacob ends up with the beautiful Rachel!

Also, we drink a red wine blend  "Midnight" by wine brand Menage e trois to help get us in the mood for this romantic story!

Today's episode covers Genesis Chapters 25-28 where we tell the story of Isaac's two sons, Esau the hairy masculine hunter, and Jacob the cunning intellectual and their life long feud over inheritance, legacy, and soup!

Also, we drink Jim Beam's black cherry flavored bourbon Red Stag to get us in the mood!

In this week’s episode we go through Genesis chapters 18-22 with the story of Abraham and his douchey nephew Lot! The story is both spicy and salty as God rains down armageddon on a horrible rape city, and we meet literally the saltiest person ever! All the while I drink Patron tequila and try to subvert common misconceptions of the liquor by attempting to keep my clothes on!

In today's episode we cover Genesis Chapters 12-17 and take our first look the great grandfather of the Israelite lineage! A tale of circumcision, cuckolding, and prophetic dreams! It's the artist formerly known as Abram's Origin Story!